So. After being incredibly disappointed with Lime Crime (see here) I decided that I not only needed to spread the word about that awful company, but find an alternative for their popular ‘Velvetines’ liquid to matte lip stain. Pictured above I am wearing Pretty Zombie Cosmetics matte lip colour in the shade ‘Zombettie’. And I have to say, comparing this to Lime Crime it is just as good, if not better. Easy to apply, amazing colour, great wear and totally touch/smudge proof but also not difficult to take off. It is also half the price and of course, vegan. It also comes in 7 other lovely shades. I definitely recommend this product and supporting this company.
Douglas Adams is the best when it comes to describe characters
they need to teach classes on Douglas Adams analogies okay
“He leant tensely against the corridor wall and frowned like a man trying to unbend a corkscrew by telekinesis.”
"Stones, then rocks, then boulders which pranced past him like clumsy puppies, only much, much bigger, much, much harder and heavier, and almost infinitely more likely to kill you if they fell on you.”
"He gazed keenly into the distance and looked as if he would quite like the wind to blow his hair back dramatically at that point, but the wind was busy fooling around with some leaves a little way off.”
"It looked only partly like a spaceship with guidance fins, rocket engines and escape hatches and so on, and a great deal like a small upended Italian bistro.”
"If it was an emotion, it was a totally emotionless one. It was hatred, implacable hatred. It was cold, not like ice is cold, but like a wall is cold. It was impersonal, not as a randomly flung fist in a crowd is impersonal, but like a computer-issued parking summons is impersonal. And it was deadly - again, not like a bullet or a knife is deadly, but like a brick wall across a motorway is deadly.”
You forgot the best one though-
"The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t."